The Bob says Hello.


Welcome to my never-updated and mercilessly dull home page. I'm finally managed to consolidate my various and sundry websites. My vanity page is up, complete with résumé (also in plain text and a bunch of other formats.) My paper on probabilistic risk assessment as applied to computer systems and security is here, too. Woo!

I have a blog which is mercifully free of bad adolescent girl poetry. Consider this the vanity page after 10 years of technological advance...

I try to give something back to the open source community. I don't have a lot of time for big projects so instead I have a small library of useful code including Text::SpamAssassin. Share and Enjoy!

I run the Austin Improv message board and wiki, the website for Girls Girls Girls and a bunch of other services.

There's also the Improv Gallery, snapshots of our (no longer) recent shows, courtesy of Peter Rogers. Any and all photos are welcome. I have more technical improv stuff available plus the aging stuff on the wiki; it's more aimed at players than viewers and while it's not secret, it may take away some of the magic of our shows.

Oh, one more thing. Please, no spam. Number A: don't bother, my mail is heavily filtered and all you're doing is wasting our bandwidth and time, plus adding to my statistical database so I can filter you better, and Number B, I know where you live. I keep logs, I know how to track you down, and I'll do what I can to interfere with your operations. Don't push me.


Send me mail. Really, that weird address works.
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